Arthur’s a bully, and everyone thought you were a real hero.
far-stranger-poetry said: 38 & 47? like first 38, and then 47. ily
38. cop/person getting a speeding ticket au and 47. meeting at a festival au + blamethewolf: 33. celebrity/fan au
When he spots the red and blue lights flashing in his rear-view mirror, Stiles automatically assumes it’s Parrish or his dad pulling him over to welcome him back to town. What this means is that he can’t really be blamed for going, “Yo, what’s— oh. Oh wow, hi. Hi there,” when he rolls down his window and is met with an unexpected sight.
The cop (broad shoulders, mouth-watering five o’clock shadow, a jawline Stiles is aching to trace with his fingertips; he’s hot, burning hot, even hotter than Parrish, Stiles should really send a bunch of flowers down to the BHPD’s Human Resources department sometime) gives him an unimpressed one-over. “License and registration, please,” he says flatly, tucking his aviator glasses into the collar of his uniform shirt. He’s got good hands, nice thick fingers, and Stiles can’t – he can’t – be blamed for getting distracted when he spots a dark curl of chest hair—
“Sir,” the cop says.
“Yeah, yeah,” Stiles says. “License and registration. Right. I got ’em. I’m sorry, Officer…”
“Hale,” the cop says as he accepts the documents. “Thank you.”
“Officer Hale,” Stiles murmurs, surreptitiously glancing at the cop’s chest. Damn, he fills out that uniform well. Better than Parrish, even. “Was I speeding?”
“Is that a rhetorical question?” Hale deadpans.
Fair enough. “So, uh,” Stiles says. “Do you come here more often?”
Hale looks at him.
Jack and the Doctor.
John and David.
doing the Doctor Who theme tune.
This is the first time this has appeared on my dash, this is unaceptable, I want this everyday.
Can we make this an always reblog yes or yes.
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
in which molly tells us how sherlock complained to her that john leaves him for a couple of days
Because wet Hiddles is the best Hiddles.
everyone should have this on their blogs.
Can we just appreciate Papa Lestrade for a moment?
I mean. Papa Lestrade went to John’s place to give him some of Sherlock’s things and knew that John was lying to him after he said he was ok. You can see it in his face that he doesn’t believe John.
Papa Lestrade visits Anderson on a regular basis and listens to all of his crazy theories and even though he doesn’t believe them and tries to tell Anderson that, he still humors him and listens to them on what seems to be a regular basis.
We always joke about how Lestrade is a father figure to Sherlock, but look at the way he hugs him. He’s like the prodigal son returned home and Lestrade couldn’t be happier to see him.
Who does Sherlock call when he gets into trouble? Who does he call when he needs help? Who does he rely on most in the police force? Papa Lestrade. And Lestrade drops everything for him. He dropped everything to come help Sherlock with no questions asked. And Sherlock couldn’t trust just anyone to help him out with the best man speech. He asked Lestrade because he literally thought that Lestrade should be best man. It was his first choice when John asked him. It only makes sense for Sherlock to ask Lestrade for help.
And finally, who bails them out time and time again? Papa Lestrade.
Papa Lestrade puts up with a lot of shit.